Office by Alex Penny
I am nice, kind student! I love those who love me :) I love to laugh heartily and have some fun.
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the team renner blog has been running for approximately two months and we now have over 500 followers. mandatory celebratory lunge
GOOD WORK! THANK YOU
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AU : Atonement / Black Widow/Hawkeye
So, Natasha and Clint were never able to have the time together they both so longed for… and deserved. Which ever since I’ve… ever since I’ve always felt I prevented. But what sense of hope or satisfaction could a reader derive from an ending like that? So in the book, I wanted to give Natasha and Clint what they lost out on in life. I’d like to think this isn’t weakness or… evasion… but a final act of kindness. I gave them their happiness
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To be a professional life ruiner all you need to do is follow these simple steps:
Lesson 1: Be the most charming motherfucker ever.
Lesson 2: Let them think they’ve gotten a hold on their obsession with you & then BAM show up & just naturally be the suavest mother fucker ever.
Lesson 3: Pair up with someone equally as flawless as you and take thousands of pictures together without officially coming out as a couple and make them weep over your hypothetical children.
Lesson 4: Act like a total dork but still remain classy. Trust me they’ll love it.
Lesson 5: Release as many photos of your “90s phase” as possible. Especially photos of your ‘boy band’ look.
Lesson 6: Army & cop uniforms are like porn to them. Use & abuse people.
Lesson 7: If there is an infant in the room, hold and cuddle that baby like he/she was your own child. Their ovaries will not prevail against this.
Lesson 8: Guns. Guns. Guns. Girls love a man who knows how to handle a weapon. Learn it & learn it good.
Lesson 9: Speaking of guns, you better start pumping iron. If they see even one arm vein they cling to you like static.
Lesson 10: Be so utterly flawless that they will alternate between wanting to love you down & wanting to punch you in the face. If they tell you to “get out” “leave” or simply “no” you are doing it right.
Lesson 11: Be expressive in your photos. You know you’ve hit it big when they start captioning your face. (THE MORE RIDICULOUS THE CAPTION THE BETTER.)
Lesson 12: Don’t worry about those bad hair choices you made it the past. Those crazy bitches will even love your fucking mullet.
Lesson 13: Do as many late night interviews as possible. Turn up the adorable and bring out the preciousness.
Lesson 14: Talk a lot about how much you fuckin love your mom & take her to classy award shows with you. You hear that sound? yeah it’s panties dropping all over the world.
Lesson 15: Develop a bromance with every male friend you have. Two penises are always better than one. It isn’t gay if it’s in a three way, fellas.
Lesson 16: Be the most adorable wannabe rockstar ever stick out your tongue & throw up the devil horns at every available opportunity.
Lesson 17: You see this dog? You see how tiny he is? Go take him for a walk right now.
FOLLOW THESE SIMPLE STEPS & YOU’LL BE RUINING LIVES ALL OVER TUMBLR IN NO TIME.
BONUS! Lesson 18: Lunge.
show your ass to the world in every cameo you get and let them know that it has its own life, personality,mood changes and social security number :P
